Can it be November already? Dammit.

I have officially fired my bank (as of a few hours ago), and moved to private banking(!). I cajoled them into waiving all of the account fees (which are not inconsiderable) and they pay my ATM fees worldwide. In exchange, I gave them my direct deposit and shuttled my money over from my ShitiBank account (FUCK YOU, CITIBANK...)

It's Thanksgiving weekend and not only am I having a party, I am going to ride my bike in circles and circles until I am satisfied(!). Something I have not done in quite a while.

I am tired.